Floral Tumblr Themes

michaelsgavin:

"Apparently striving to be average and, just, you know, not trying to achieve anything in life, you’ll get your dream job. It’ll just fall into your lap and you don’t have to really try to be successful at all. And I still don’t try at work."

  • baby: i- i-i-i- i-
  • mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
  • baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FREAK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

dewrder:

Ryan: [to Gavin] “Are you trying to identify your shadow? Are you Peter Pan?”

Michael: “I don’t know, do you want him to be, Ryan?”

Ryan: “I..Well…I’ve always had a thing for…tights…”

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Bonus~ Gavin: “For men in tights?”

sarcasticallysassy:

lovedtypething:

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries

that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again

lotrlockedwhovian:

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online

we are starving

lesroisdumonde:

"oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it"

"dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl

"I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”

"ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!"

"THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER"

"so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”

"and get this the gay character is actually not white

frererd:

georgiehlove:

frererd:

this girl i know keeps her journal in her backpack bc she doesn’t trust it at home with her mom and i think that is the opposite of what parenting should be

my teachers took my journal from my backpack, read it, then made me talk to them about what I wrote before confiscating it and calling my parents. don’t let her take it to school

moral of the story: your journal is not completely safe unless you eat it but even then maybe not

x Fac-e-book (requested by Anonymous)